Title: TOP LAD

I have just been dubbed a 'Top Lad' by one of my best friends, and I do believe that this is hilarious, and an excellent judgement on his part, particularly as I am a girl. Here is Urban Dictionary's Definition, and although it is taken out of context this time round, as I have been 'bequeathed this title' for different reasons, I believe this to be an adequate description. A lad is a (male) who specialises in creating and distributing exquisite banter. Though most lads are youngish (late teens and early twenties) age is not a defining characteristic and you will find both young lads and old lads. Some special skills of lads include, but are not limited to the following: - Binning Pints - Exposing genitalia and getting naked in public places - Throwing up after copious alcohol consumption - Spousal Abuse - Getting kicked out of pubs/nightclubs for being overly offensive Excelling in all areas will earn a lad the title of "top lad". There is no higher praise that can be bequeathed upon an individual I was bequeathed this honour for taking part in boyish activities, and never letting my 'girly' become apparent when playing football. I am also known for not turning down 'boy time' or turning away from a rolling ball. I'm the one in combats. Obviously.

Ambition 1: COMPLETE

My personal aim for the past few months has been completed. I can complete a Rubik's Cube. Yes, I know, I'm awesome. Here is a video of me doing it. Slowly I admit, but I fully intend to improve my speed AS SOON as is humanly possible.

Mission: Statement

I hereby declare that I will complete every task I set out to achieve. Goals are like stones on a path, and they are not hard to bypass, or cross, so I intend to see to it that all my goals are completed to my own satisfaction. For it is my own satisfaction which is important. As long as I am happy, then we are fine. I am a lively character, and find joy in activity, and boredom in stillness. Not stillness as in peace, but stillness as in doing nothing. Therefore, when I see a stone on a path, it is more than likely that I will kick it. There is a particular journey I love to take when I am at home in Manchester, from my Aunt's house to my own home, and is about a two minute, but there is ALWAYS a stone in the path at the start. And I always make sure I am kicking that stone until I get to my house, even though I have to cross a main road. I ensure the safety of the stone, and if it gets sidetracked, I will shuffle it into the kerb and keep it there until I can carry on. That stone will be all my goals in future. Complete it to the best of your ability, and nurture it, don't worry about how long it takes, because YOU know how long the journey takes, and it is a good path. And the path laid out for my future is the best one. It has been laid out by my heavenly Father, and He knows that I am going to love nurturing and fumbling over every little stone on that path, as much as I enjoy the path, and the trees which run along either side, welcoming me in for a climb every now and then, when the stones become a little heavy. THIS IS MY PATH, AND I THANK GOD FOR WHERE IT WILL TAKE ME NEXT.